There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He passed out mid-signature
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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