I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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