we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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