he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
