so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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