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I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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