doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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