love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize