ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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