Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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