direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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