He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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