Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
