I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
do herpes really smell.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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