I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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