i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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