Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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