she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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