After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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