we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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