you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
