the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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