Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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