She's JV to your varsity
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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