You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Randomize
