good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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