She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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