I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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