I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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