Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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