I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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