your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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