I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Mom said you looked used
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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