You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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