Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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