It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
