How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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