I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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