talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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