I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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