Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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