Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
operation have a gay friend backfired
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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