saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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