we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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