I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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