I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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