Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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