Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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