Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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