Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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