it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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