i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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