Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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