No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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